Sunday, November 27, 2016

TWINKLE, TWINKLE (w Lost Verses)

Twinkle, twinkle little star… 
how I wonder what you are;
Way above the world so high…
like a diamond in the sky.
When the blazing sun is gone, 
when he nothing shines upon;
Then you shine your little light… 
twinkle, twinkle all the night;
The weary traveler in the dark, 
thanks you for your little spark;
He could not see which way to go, 
if you did not twinkle so.
Twinkle, twinkle little star… 
how I wonder what you are.

THE DUEL (The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat)

The Duel

The gingham dog and the calico cat
Side by side on the table sat;
'Twas half-past twelve, and (what do you think!)
Nor one nor t'other had slept a wink!
The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat.

       (I wasn't there; I simply state
       What was told to me by the Chinese plate!)

The gingham dog went "bow-wow-wow!"
And the calico cat replied "mee-ow!"
The air was littered, an hour or so,
With bits of gingham and calico,
While the old Dutch clock in the chimney-place
Up with its hands before its face,
For it always dreaded a family row!

       (Never mind: I'm only telling you
       What the old Dutch clock declares is true!)

The Chinese plate looked very blue,
And wailed, "Oh, dear! what shall we do!"
But the gingham dog and calico cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that,
Employing every tooth and claw
In the awfullest way you ever saw-
And, oh! how the gingham and calico flew!

       (Don't fancy I exaggerate-
       I got my news from the Chinese plate!)

Next morning where the two had sat
They found no trace of the dog or cat;
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole that pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up!
Now what do you really think of that!

       (The old Dutch clock it told me so,
       And that is how I came to know.)

Eugene Field

THE SPIDER AND THE FLY

**“Mary Howitt’s warning, written to her own children about those who use sweet
words to hide their not-so-sweet intentions.”  Originally published in 1829.

THE SPIDER AND THE FLY
                               
“Will you walk into my parlor?” said the Spider to the Fly,
‘Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many curious things to show you when you're there.”
                               
     “Oh no, no,” said the little Fly... “to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair, can ne’er come down again.”
                               
“I’m sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;
Will you rest upon my little bed?” said the Spider to the Fly.
“There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest a while, I’ll snugly tuck you in!”
                               
     “Oh no, no,” said the little Fly, “for I’ve often heard it said,
They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!”
                               
Said the cunning Spider, to the Fly, “Dear friend, what can I do,
To prove the warm affection I’ve always felt for you?
I have within my pantry, good store of all that’s nice;
I’m sure you’re very welcome - will you please to take a slice?”
                               
     “Oh no, no,” said the little Fly, “kind sir, that cannot be,
I’ve heard what’s in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!”
                               
Sweet creature!” said the Spider, “you’re witty and you’re wise,
How handsome are your gauzy wings - how brilliant are your eyes!
I have a little looking-glass upon my parlor shelf,
If you’d step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself.”
                               
     “I thank you, gentle sir,” she said, “for what you’re pleased to say,
and bidding you good morning now.  I’ll call another day.”
                               
The Spider turned him, round about, and went into his den,
for well he knew, the silly Fly would soon come back again:
So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly,
and set his table ready, to dine upon the Fly.
                               
Then he came out his door again, and merrily did sing,
“Come hither, hither, pretty Fly, with the pearl and silver wing;
your robes are green and purple - there’s a crest upon your head;
your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!”
                               
Alas, alas! How very soon, this silly little Fly,
hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;
with buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew,
thinking only of her brilliant eyes and green and purple hue -

thinking only of her crested head
 - poor, foolish thing!  At last,
up jumped the cunning Spider, 
and fiercely held her fast.
                               
He dragged her up his winding stair, 
into his dismal den,
within his little parlor
- but she ne’er came out again!
                               
And now, dear little children, who may this story read,
to idle, silly, flattering words I pray you ne’er give heed;
unto an evil counselor, close heart and ear and eye,
and take a lesson from this tale, of the Spider and the Fly.
                               
THE END
                               
“Be warned, little dears, and know that spiders are not the only hunters, and bugs
are not the only victims.  Take what has transpired within these pages to heart,
or you might well find yourself trapped in some schemer’s web.” (Tony DiTerlizzi)

William Bennett, in his introduction (in The Moral Compass), says,
“Unfortunately, as long as there’s dishonesty in the world, there will be people
ready to lay traps for us.  We must learn to recognize them and guard against
their wiles.  Not everyone who talks sweetly, offers sweets.”

SERENITY

God, grant me serenity,
To accept the things I cannot change,
Courage, to change the things I can &
Wisdom, to know the difference.
Living one day at a time,
Enjoying one moment at a time,
Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace,
Taking, as Jesus did, this sinful world as it is...
Not as I would have it.
Trusting that You will make all things right,
If I surrender to Your will,
So that I may be reasonably happy in this life and
Supremely happy with You, forever, in the next.
AMEN

-REINHOLD NIEBUHR